her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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