I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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