What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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