I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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