I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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