dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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