Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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