she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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