Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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