yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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