Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize