Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You're a waste of cheezeits
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize