She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
