god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
