u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
two words...techno handjob
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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