I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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