Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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