oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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