So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
third nipple confirmed
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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