I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
You ate ashes out of my bong
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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