he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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