**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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