lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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