I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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