shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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