is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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