cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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