Farmville is her only friend.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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