Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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