no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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