when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
