we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
