What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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