if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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