so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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