Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
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The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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