You surviving the open bar?
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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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