That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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