HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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