Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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