I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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