can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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