He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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