No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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