the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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