so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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