have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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