We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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