'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
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The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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