Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
where are you?
Hypothermia
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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