She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
my liver is dry heaving
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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