soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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