dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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