Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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