he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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