You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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