I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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